I want a typical old fantasy setting with castles and dragons but you regularly see stuff like this in the world
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adventuring party resting at some intact ancient ruins like “i wish our guild banners could be this lively”
and there’s pride flags on the wall
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i need his butt
there should be a fantasy isekai about a barista and bartender becoming the best alchemists in the world.
They try substituting fantasy ingredients to make their usual drinks, but non-standard mixing methods of evaporated minotaur milk lattes and shaken (not stirred) cockatrice martinis result in deliciously potent potions.
The barista’s caffeinated potions keep you magically alert, sense stealthed targets, and grants fast spellcasting.
The bartender’s alcoholic potions relaxes the mind, protects from psychic damage, and boosts charisma.
My old dishwasher friend and I used to joke about this. We called the glasses crystals and talked about how they needed to be cleansed after people had taken the bartender’s potions. Cuz the potions made your negative energies leave you but then they became trapped in the crystal. So the crystals had to be cleansed before they were safe to return to the bartender for a new remedy for a new client.
Anonymous asked:
i cant find your angelic possessions post so what do you think an angelic possession would be like
For me, demons possess for their own benefit, but angels possess for the benefit of others.
Whereas demons fuck you up and make you look worse, angels try to improve your life (from the perspective of an entity that doesn’t understand bodily functions and the human psyche).
Things that happen during angelic possession:
- You need to pray. Your hands get colder, so you’re forced to clasp them together in prayer for warmth.
- You need to see God. The world shifts to accomodate crucifix imagery - sticks, stems, vines, and branches cross each other, cracks on pavement and walls form an x, and t shaped symbols appear in your home.
- You need a community. Devout people are drawn to your presence, and any not associated with God are coincidentally pushed out of your life.
- You need the joy of church. Food and drink only tastes like bread and wine now. Blinds, curtains, and shutters are left open when you know you closed them. Every light in the house turns on. You can’t sleep - it’s bright when you close your eyes.
- All of the above gets worse on Sundays.
- It’s almost imposible to see at night.
- Any changes you consented to your own body gradually revert against your will.
- Tattoos melt away, leaving faint scars.
- Medicines are violently rejected.
- One day, you spit out feathers.
personally i think that @otherwindow was right and we should have movies that involve angelic possession more often













